I hate Lotus Notes

12/29/2008 (11:26 am)

Where’s my chinese guy!?

Filed under: Angry Notes |

Right now i’m looking for a chinese person in my Notes mail.. like you do sometimes.
But for some stupid reason i decided it would be a good idea to acctually use the search function.

chinese.gif

11:50 - I start the search
12:03 - I TAB back to Notes to check the progress. Well.. ofcourse. Nothing.
12:04 - I start to cancel the search.
12:14 - I’m beginning to get really frustrated and log on to www.i-hate-lotus-notes.com
12:15 - I start Photoshop.
12:18 - Since Notes sucks ALL my system resources, Photoshop just popped up the first splash.
12:23 - Still no Photoshop, i set down Notes process priority. Woho! I can Photoshop!
12:25 - Takes me a minute to stea^h^h paint the hourglass and save the image.
12:26 - Adds picture. Save to blogg. Still no Chinese guy. Time for lunch i guess.

12:37 - Operation has stopped on your request! AT LAST!

10/09/2008 (3:36 pm)

Notes-like swearing detected!

Filed under: Angry Notes |

Imagine my surprise when realizing Notes hates me as much as i like Notes!
Apparently to the extent that Notes has started cursing me.

The scenario was that i was about to save a file from an e-mail (that only took 3 minutes to open!) but it already existed on disk, ofcourse Notes informed me of that and i replied “No, i don’t want to overwrite”.

Then a dialog window with some kind of cartoon-like cursing poped up.
Notes-like swearing detected!

I’m quite sure i’ve seen that swear in a Donald Duck comic!

“Why you! Son of a good for nothing #0C:18″

Cartoon swearing