I hate Lotus Notes

All Notes and no play makes Andreas a dull boy.

Diverge — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:27:23 +0000

Bloggaren Anderas är bara en av många här i världen som inte gillar Notes.
Läsvärt inlägg efter hoppet..
http://blogg.aftonbladet.se/44/perma/3779

Kitteh says yes!

Diverge — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:01:56 +0000

Not even the should-i-kitteh likes Notes it seems..

http://www.should-i.org/?q=d11f2196-a77f-11de-b

Gooooooo skatteverket! (Swedish only)

Diverge — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:14:07 +0000

Skatteverket kastar ut Notes. Grattis. Det var på tiden!

http://www.idg.se/2.1085/1.243458/skatteverket-kastar-ut-notes

Something i like…

Diverge — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:35:48 +0000

Weird!
I just found a feature i like in Notes.
No, no! I’m not kidding.

By pressing TAB in the inbox you can jump to the next unread mail, even SHIFT-TAB works.

Well.. now the entire client just crashed on me so TABing right now does not so much except wears down my TAB button.

Bloody notes.. wearing out my buttons like that.

Stop creating files!!!

Diverge — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:43:34 +0000

Every third or fourth bloody mail i’m trying to open returns THIS!
Stop creating f**king files!

Animated gifs…

sobdos — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:37:16 +0000

I have a “funny” friend who tried to send me an animated gif via Lotus Notes. No can do.

One would think that he would figure it out for himself, but no. That was not meant to be.

The image just isn’t that funny without the animation.

I guess the Notes developers decided that bmp is the format for the future, and put their developer hours elsewhere.

I blame society…

Somewhat delayed..

Diverge — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:40:12 +0000

I got an e-mail from a colleague at about 6:30 this morning.
A bit odd that i got it that early but i didn’t really think more about it.

Some hours later i ask my colleague about this and he has no idea what i’m talking about, and worse even he didn’t recognize the e-mail.

After a short while we notice that this e-mail i got today, 6:33 on the 7th of april acctually was sent 8:53, the 5th of MAY!

Fan-fucking-tastic!

2 minutes

Diverge — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 12:38:27 +0000

2 minutes of my life when trying to open an e-mail.
A HUGE, massive e-mail with page after page with text and big-ass attachments.

Oh, wait.. wrong e-mail.
Two sentences. No attachment.

JävlaJävlaJävlaJävlaJävlaJävla Notes.

Diverge — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:20:28 +0000

killnotes.bat

Diverge — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:03:05 +0000

Reading this article i became inspired to write my own killnotes.bat file.

So, just copy this stuff below, open notepad, add it and save to killnotes.bat.
A handy placement would of course be a shortcut on you desktop.
(Requires kill.exe to work, it’s found here

Even if you don’t have any problems it’s always really nice just to kill Notes now and then.
Release your fury on Notes..

– — —
@echo off
PATH=%PATH%;C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\
echo “Killing notes - with excessive violence”
kill -f nlnotes
kill -f ntaskldr
firefox.exe “http://www.i-hate-lotus-notes.com”