02/09/2009 (12:34 pm)
Quote of the day
“Well i do have a virus, it’s called Lotus Notes”
Heard it from somewhere in the office.
02/03/2009 (9:11 am)
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12/29/2008 (1:28 pm)
This one’s new.
Having never seen this error before i decided to post it here.
My guess is that this is a delayed reaction to my previous attempt to search for something in Notes. Sorry Notes, i will not try that again.
If you don’t read Swedish this is what it says.
An error has occured in a Lotus Notes-program
Data about the error was collected and will be discarded directly.
Lotus Notes will close when data collecting is done, but we are sure this crap will happen soon again.
Please wait.. wanker.
12/29/2008 (11:26 am)
Where’s my chinese guy!?
Right now i’m looking for a chinese person in my Notes mail.. like you do sometimes.
But for some stupid reason i decided it would be a good idea to acctually use the search function.
11:50 - I start the search
12:03 - I TAB back to Notes to check the progress. Well.. ofcourse. Nothing.
12:04 - I start to cancel the search.
12:14 - I’m beginning to get really frustrated and log on to www.i-hate-lotus-notes.com
12:15 - I start Photoshop.
12:18 - Since Notes sucks ALL my system resources, Photoshop just popped up the first splash.
12:23 - Still no Photoshop, i set down Notes process priority. Woho! I can Photoshop!
12:25 - Takes me a minute to stea^h^h paint the hourglass and save the image.
12:26 - Adds picture. Save to blogg. Still no Chinese guy. Time for lunch i guess.
12:37 - Operation has stopped on your request! AT LAST!
10/16/2008 (12:13 pm)
You are not authorized
A “friend” sent an attachement that I tried to open with the following response from Notes:
Very helpful. Now I know what to do…
10/09/2008 (3:36 pm)
Notes-like swearing detected!
Imagine my surprise when realizing Notes hates me as much as i like Notes!
Apparently to the extent that Notes has started cursing me.
The scenario was that i was about to save a file from an e-mail (that only took 3 minutes to open!) but it already existed on disk, ofcourse Notes informed me of that and i replied “No, i don’t want to overwrite”.
Then a dialog window with some kind of cartoon-like cursing poped up.
I’m quite sure i’ve seen that swear in a Donald Duck comic!
“Why you! Son of a good for nothing #0C:18″
07/18/2008 (2:01 pm)
Oooohhh.. how i hate Notes.. and other stuff!
The other stuff are right now the bloody irritating buttons on my laptop (i’m in this bar, leaching WI-FI from a hamburger joint) that flips my browser back or forth a page.
Really handy… if you for some bloody reason are to lazy to press backspace/shift backspace.
As i guess you understand i wrote this great piece on how much i hate various stuff about Notes, slips on the back button and
WHAMMO! all gone.
Thanks IBM! You’re on my list now!
Crap!
I need more beer.. and i still really, really hate Notes.
04/23/2008 (2:46 pm)
Why do I even bother about this
Clicked on one of the emails in the inbox:
So I clicked on the email again. Didn’t work. So I clicked again. There you go. Now it’s working.
Invalid or nonexistant software…
04/03/2008 (5:49 pm)
They are everywhere! Ahhh!
I was shopping the other day:
I was drunk at a public toilet. What do I do? Taking pictures of toilet paper off course…
04/02/2008 (8:44 am)
Collation number etc…
I was refreshing the inbox when this little baby caught my attention:
Reeeeaally?